bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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