guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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