Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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