Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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