Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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