I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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