Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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