Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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