Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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