I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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