Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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