I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
