It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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