Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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