I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I would ride that face into the sunset
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
