"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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