So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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