I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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