i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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