I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
not ubering you a puppy
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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