make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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