Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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