do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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