it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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