next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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