I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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