i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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