haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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