Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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