Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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