Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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