he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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