we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Panties = found
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