It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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