I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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