We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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