We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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