We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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