You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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