im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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