We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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