on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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