just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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