do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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