My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
