so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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