if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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