Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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