just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
