Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
zippers are such a cool invention
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
