He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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