these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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