So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
this will be a night to untag.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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