Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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